Sometimes you have to make a choice between two different Swiss Army Knives.. but what if you're lazy (*cough*) and can't decide? Ah, how about having nearly every knife ever made? At 85 instruments, this is surely going to be lots of fun:

Dennis Pireta, Wenger, marketing director put it succinctly when he noted, "This is not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest or most efficient tools? The knife is a brute, weighing 2 pounds, 11 ounces and measuring 8.75 inches. But don't worry, it has a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop."

At 1200$, it better does everything though, but weighting only 2 pound, if it weren't for the price tag, it'll be worth putting in your car for those emergencies..